Dear Caesol ~Caesol (https://www.deviantart.com/caesol),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but our romance is over. I think I realized it when we skinny dipped in the bathtub at the mental hospital and I saw you sit on my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're high enough to understand how awful you are .I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your glass eye as a memory. You should also know that I love your sweet, sweet ass and Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird.
Go milk a cow,
Megan
Stolen From: :iconLovingThatScarf:
Found a little thing that made me giggle. So I decided to do one for myself... It turned out very strang